artanis (galadhriel) wrote in suspiciousbox,
artanis
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>:(

My baby spit up today. He's never done that before. It angers me.

Also, where is my husband?

Also, I have a grey hair.

Also, that thing is pretty.

I want to engage in Noldorin violence and bloodlust. Who can I kill?
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Me!
I AM NOT GOING TO KILL MY OFFSPRING, brat. Go take your prozac and make some cupcakes.
I want my daddy.
I want your stepdaddy. Um, the Maedhros one, not the Glorf-thing. But since none of the above are here, I think you should just settle for some cupcake making.
;_;
.................lighten up! *throws a pie* :D
Bastard!!! *flings kumquats*
*ducks* HAR HAR! *throws yogurt and runs off toward Húrin's house*
You will pay!! *chases*
*watch watch* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I can make cupcakes!!! :D:D:D:D

PLACENTA CUPCAKES!
MMmmmm, placentalicious!
I am glad you like them!!! :D:D:D
Beren!
Poor widdle Beren. He's too pathetic to kill.
Celegorm!
But he's my cousinnnnnnn... oh, right. Hmmmm.
Fuck!! She's gonna kinslay me!!!!~!!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!11 *runs for it*
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*much to apathetic to follow*
......I have no idea where Maedhros is no that hair isn't grey it's just the light stay away from the celebrimborclone it might be dangerous please don't kill anyone here I'll hold Fingie for a while......?
.........eh. *passes the baby over*
Hi!

And I think our baby might be bullimic. He spits up a lot. Like normal babies. ;_; Maybe if we stop feeding him, he'll stop spitting up.
I don't want him to be anorexic or anything, like Elladan was. So I told Maglor to take care of him for a week. Likely he'll learn what life is like among people not as perfect as his parents, and shape up right away. :)
Brilliant! :D